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im not screencapping it but as i type this the chat is currently cheering on a fart in a very excited manner
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it all started on january 23rd. i was reading pokespe to get moon icons, all the while posting in the pokebot group chat about my disappointment in how moon was characterized and the downright INSULTING lack of hau.
and then...
I saw him.
IM FUFKCING CHOKING TO DEAHT LAUGFHING AT THIS PANEL OF GUZMA IN POKESPE pic.twitter.com/gu1ezACsgg
— wild, unshaven pikac (@bloomsickle) January 23, 2017
i was instantly made incapable of controlling my own laughter. i couldnt stop. looking back on it, this was the first sign of the storm that was coming. like dear, sweet phinease, i couldn'tpossibly comprehend the danger that i was in.
IT HAS TAKEN ME 30 YEARS TO POST THIS VIDEO OF ME CHOKIGN TO DEATH pic.twitter.com/DO6us0WMNc
— wild, unshaven pikac (@bloomsickle) January 23, 2017
it was bad enough already. but something dark had begun brewing inside of me. discovering this cursed guzma panel awakened Him.
this is the most cursed thing ive ever made in my entire life pic.twitter.com/cvrzKq7Ivx
— wild, unshaven pikac (@bloomsickle) January 24, 2017
he was slowly gaining more control over me. the only thing i could think about was... Him.
just. look at this. look at his arms. th e shape of his chest. and then the fucking face. im losing my fucking mind pic.twitter.com/c2gqTKZfXS
— wild, unshaven pikac (@bloomsickle) January 24, 2017
while convinced of my own autonomy, i picked up my tablet pen and drew what i originally thought to be a joke that would be forgotten soon.
i was so dreadfully wrong.
OH SHIT WATCH OUT ITS SANS UNDERTALE pic.twitter.com/kWrsD4Cfcp
— wild, unshaven pikac (@bloomsickle) January 24, 2017
i am so sorry for what i've done. it was all my fault. i made this happen.
i went to sleep that night content and relaxed. i was so innocent... and so foolish.
while he had finally been fully awakened, he was not yet fully birthed into this world. he still needed more power. and who better to sap that power from than the very person who summoned him?
i woke up the next day with an idea forming in my head. i couldn't resist this primal urge to create... That.
the other bot chat members and i were beginning to understand. the weight of the situation was dawning on us; but even that was not enough to prepare us. no one could have ever comprehended the true amount of evil that was coming.
we tried to warn them.
god did we try.
but ultimately, our efforts were in vain. there was nothing we could do to stop him.
11:50 am, january 24th, 2017.
he was born.
— guzma undertale (@guzmaundertale) January 24, 2017
ever since his summoning was completed, my life has not known peace.
his reign of terror had only just begun.
even this much power was not enough for him. his hunger was too insatiable.
while his control over my willpower has weakened slightly, i know not to assume i can overpower him. he's merely watching. waiting. he still needs me. which is why he can't kill me.
yet.
he is urging me to create a movie for him. while i am fighting him as hard as i possibly can, i know i can't stop this. but i can delay it.
when the day comes that this movie is finished, i know that everything we know will be changed.
but i have a plan to stop him from ruining everything.
we just have to believe that this plan will be enough.
if it is not, i recorded all of the known details of his origin here. if you have any way of countering a creature of this origin, i implore you, tell everyone you know.
as the seconds go by, i know we are getting closer to... That.
and i am sure that after reading all of this, you would like some way to prepare yourself too.
i have been posting the progress on its creation, and as of writing this (08/02/17, 5:23 am), it is still very much in the early stages, so you still have time to attempt to prepare yourself.
when his power is nearing maximum capacity, i promise you, we will all do our best to alert you. it's the least we can do. it's the least i can do.